I don’t care if you’re gay, preggo, anything, I’ll love you and be there for you NO MATTER WHAT. Nothing makes me more upset than seeing someone come clean about something and being completely rejected by the people who are supposed to love them and care for them unconditionally.
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
if you cross your fourth finger under your middle finger then touch your nose it feels like you have two noses
Are you God?
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
or like the other night when i had diarrhea. it was so hard to get the first piece out but then after that it all just flew out holy shit yolo swag