i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot
they just look at you like “i am sorry i dont know what i did but i am very sorry i’ll stay out of your way” no lil doggy dont leave me
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
“Reading on e-readers isn’t actually reading.”
“You’re just now reading that? I read that forever ago. You’re so behind!”
“Oh that book is going to be the next *insert popular book title*.”
“Well I’m a bigger fan because I’ve liked it longer.”